CORPORATE OFFICIALS WHERE ON HAND AT A PRIVATE FACILITY LAST NIGHT IN PREPARATION FOR A NYC BOMBING OF WERDLIFE VIBEAGE! PAINT WAS FLYING, BANTER WAS HIGH. CUPCAKE INTAKE REACHED A PEAK, INTOXICATION LEVELS WERE FAIRLY STABLE…A WINDOW WAS LOST IN THE MANIA DUE TO A HAGER MOMENT OF RELAPSE.

getting some dumb ass shit ready for this show, should be a mess…

CHECK THIS FUCKING SHIT. SCROLL DOWN TO THE “FUCKPIPE ” VIDEO 900 MILES WHATEVS……..WERDLIFE.

i tell ya… its the little things in life that really are really really special… for real.

found this on the semi-all new enjoi site, that piece of shit that j’boi got tattooed… i drew that! neat huh?!

HOLY SMOKES THE BAR HAS BEEN SET! SHUSTERMAN ISN’T AFRAID EITHER! RUDEBOY TATTOO’S COURTESY OF HORSEY. GONZALEZ AND LUAN  ENJOY THE DIRTY WORK…YOU GUYS ARE NEXT.

keep in mind Preston is no lightweight… i mean YES its his 21st birthday so its his FIRST ever beer, and YES he vomits a lot in this clip, but its from the whooping cough, for real.

ITS ONLY ME OLD MATE DAVE LOMBARDO…………!

WHEN DAVE’S NOT HAMMERING THE SKINS LIKE AN ANGRY DRUM MACHINE, HES THROWING UP THE WERD FINGERS…….

DAVE!!…………WERD LIFE!!